Does anyone really enjoy flying anymore? It used to be such an adventure — in a good way — and now it’s an adventure on par with a trek to Mordor.
Dina started by tweeting this cryptic note, early on June 10: “No words for our morning never traveling with @LexiManzo again. #never.” Never! The previous day, Lexi had tweeted, “My mom asks me to drive her places just so she can criticize my driving #loveit.” So they were already off to a less-than-ideal travel start, even before getting to the planes section of the story. Lexi updated on the airport drama right after her mom’s tweet: “Nothing like walking through airport security with vomit in your hair and piss on your ass. Even better when your subjected to a #patdown.”
Dina retweeted that note from Lexi. No word on how the, uh, vomit and pee got where they got. (Bad hangover?) But since Dina said she’s never traveling with her daughter again (#never!) it sounds like Lex and her bodily fluids may be chucked under the bus. At least, for once, the story wasn't about an airline losing luggage, delaying the flight, or any of the usual #firstworldproblems stuff you get at airports. Unless that happened too.
Anyway, hopefully your own morning was tame by comparison!
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