Another episode means another week of trying to narrow down the multitude of ridiculousness coming out of the Jersey ladies' mouths. Here’s our countdown of the top 10 quotes from The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 4, Episode 15, "If This RV Is a Rockin'."
10. Joe Giudice: "They lied, they said it was gold."
And it didn't even have a gate.
9. Albie Manzo: "Everything seems to be going really well ... the crazy bitches are not misbehaving."
Always a plus.
8. Melissa Gorga: "I would rather sit there in my bedazzled bathing suit and keep it sexy."
It's a tough job, but somebody's gotta do it.
7. Albert Manzo: "Guys, why don't you think about going a little bit sober to surfing?"
Now where's the fun in that?
6. Caroline Manzo: "There's nothing but trees and grass and us. Kill me now."
Exactly what did she expect when she signed up to go camping?
5. Albie Manzo: "It's not supposed to be brother and sister sharing a bedroom forever."
4. Joe Gorga: "A real man is proud of what he has — you didn't see Joe's little pig in a blanket ... little, little, piggy, piggy."
3. Melissa Gorga: "I've never been so happy to touch Joe Giudice in my life."
Wow, it was that bad, huh?
2. Teresa Giudice: "I do not want to look at my brother's private part ... ew, that's like an Angelina Jolie with her brother ... I don't think so."
Finally, a little sanity from Teresa.
1. Joe Gorga: "I don't know anything about surfing, but looking like a black condom made me horny ..."