Credit: Andrei Jackamets/Bravo Photo: Melissa Gorga Flashes a Summer Smile

This week, the New Jersey Housewives put down their spiked heels in favor of some good, clean family fun.

While Gia and Melissa Gorga were the ones breaking it down in the studio, the tricky balancing act of making new friends while trying to steer clear of old ones made it seem like all the ladies were doing their own little dances around each other.

Even with all the sidestepping, they had plenty to say, and we somehow managed to narrow it down, so see below for our top 10 quotes from Season 4, Episode 11: “The Sniff Test”

10. Caroline Manzo: “...You call me bulldog. Change my name.”
Lauren Manzo: “If I call you ‘delicate flower,’ you will not act like a delicate flower.”

She’s not really the “delicate” type.

9. Corte Ellis, Melissa’s songwriter: “I'm a person of people. I like to say that”

Would you like to explain it?

8. Teresa Giudice, to Melissa: “I know whenever I come to your house, I never have a chip on my shoulder”

Just thinly veiled feelings of hatred and jealousy.

7. Joe Gorga, getting a tattoo at Antonia’s birthday party: “You’ve got a big enough tattoo for this arm? Make it look manly.”

You want the fairy princess or the butterfly?

6. Kathy Wakile, on her relationship with Teresa: “It’s like walking through a minefield. You don’t know where the hidden words are. Boom, you’re done!”

Jersey can be a war zone.

5. Chris Manzo: “Listen, I want to really talk to you about something important. Tater tots.” 

We’re all ears. 

4. Melissa, on choreographer Cris Judd’s clients: “Michael Jackson to Melissa Gorga.” 

You may have skipped a few hundred steps there, Melissa. 

3. Teresa, to daughter Gia: “I love this culi (butt)!” 

Could you not love it on national television?  

2. Kathy: “I’ve heard that on the second date, homosexual women bring a U-Haul with their belongings. No vacancies here!” 

Between your paranoia and crazy stereotypes, we doubt there’s enough room anyways. 
 
1. Lauren, on Albie’s girlfriend, Lindsey: “There's a lot of whores in Jersey. I know what a whore looks like.”

Do you know what crazy looks like?