We know what you're thinking: How can we possibly pick only five WTF moments for any given Housewives episode? Admittedly, this is one challenging task, but we’ve managed to narrow it down.
Read on for our WTF picks for The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 4, Episode 18, "Dinasty of Denial."
5. There Goes the Bus!
While Joe and Melissa Gorga are busy doing a photoshoot for their daughter's first day of school, the bus comes and goes, leaving little Antonia behind. "That was the bus, Mommy," she whined. Parenting fail.
4. Are You Sure?
When the Wakile clan hits Washington D.C. to check out a school for Victoria, Kathy's daughter is pretty sure that the Capitol building is actually the White House. Can you blame her? It's a big house that's white.
3. Fabellini Snub
Teresa Giudice explains that she only invited family and close friends to her Fabellini party. We can understand leaving Caroline Manzo off the list after their fight in Napa, but didn't she just make up with Jacqueline Laurita? What happened to the you're-gonna-make-me-cry hug-fest? Meanwhile, Dina gets invited. That's just messed up.
2. What a Load of Crap
Kathy Wakile can claim her family is "old-school Italian" all she wants, but when your college-bound daughter has never done a load of laundry in her life, that's more along the lines of "spoiled-girl Jersey." If things were really old-school in her home, Victoria would have been washing Richie's long underwear by hand since she was 8 years old.
Anyone else a little disappointed over Dina's big return? Here we were, expecting a big showdown, but the best part about Caroline's sister's appearance was when she twisted her ankle in her stilettos upon entering. If we wanted to watch her have a heartwarming conversation with Teresa about how great their friendship is, we'd be watching reruns of Kate & Allie.