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We know what you're thinking: How can we possibly pick only five WTF moments for any given Housewives episode? Admittedly, this is one challenging task, but we’ve managed to narrow it down.

Read on for our WTF picks for The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 4, Episode 17, "Hot Tub of Sour Grapes."

5. The Manly Peanut Gallery

As Teresa Giudice and Caroline Manzo tore each other apart on one side of the room, the men enjoyed the show from the sidelines while smoking cigars. Every now and then, we'd get a drunken slur from Juicy Joe, followed by dagger looks in his direction from the Manzo men. Let the girls do what they do, they decided. Yes, Bravo will appreciate that.

4. "I Cannot Tell a Lie..."

At one point during the back-and-forth, Teresa claimed that she doesn't know how to lie. Um, that's just ridiculous. And a lie.

3. Caroline's Grudge

Though Tre was obviously bending the truth, we can't help agreeing with Melissa Gorga that Caroline just needs to drop this whole cookbook thing and move on already. She practically begged Teresa to tell her she hates her even though Teresa was trying to apologize just so she could freely tell her she sucks. Can't these two make up already so that they can proceed to their next falling out?

2. The Chin Slap

It's safe to say that Caroline succeeded in getting under Teresa's skin. Tre was so frazzled exclaiming that she was telling the truth that she actually chin-slapped Kathy Wakile demanding that she look at her. But the worst part was that even though her cousin told her to keep her hands off her, Teresa continued to grab her face repeatedly in an effort to make her point. Kathy, just so you know, that was your cue to slap a bitch.

1. Jacqueline Plays Dead

Throughout the whole episode-long showdown, Jacqueline Laurita pretended to be sleeping on the couch. First off, she kinda gave herself away when she popped up to spew her line about healthy versus unhealthy purging. Second, what kind of grown-ass woman pretends to be sleeping to avoid conflict? This is Real Housewives, lady — get in there!