“Kiss My Titties” and Other $#*! The Real Housewives of New Jersey Say!

Another episode means another week of trying to narrow down the multitude of ridiculousness coming out of the Jersey Housewives' — and their family's — mouths. Here’s our countdown of the top 10 quotes from The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 4 Reunion, Part 3.

10. Kim D: "I wouldn't call it a setup, I would just say it was convenient ... unfortunately for people, things fall in my lap, they just fall in my lap."

Go scratch?

9. Teresa Giudice: "I lost my voice."
Andy Cohen: "I lost my hearing."

Seriously.

8. Jacqueline Laurita: "Totally lost control … but I meant it."

Her Twitter mantra.

7. Joe Giudice: "You can eat your money ... who cares!"

Your digestive system cares.

6. Joe Gorga: "Hold on, hold on, hold on! … What's the problem with a stripper?"

Voice of reason!

5. Chris Laurita: "We talk about strippers like we're talking about serial killers."

Now Dexter's a stripper, too?

4. Jacqueline Laurita: "Kiss my ass!"
Teresa Giudice: "Kiss my titties!"

We don't want to know what's next.

3. Richie Wakile: "My erection is a natural thing."

Rubbing it on innocent bystanders is not.

2. Kathy Wakile: "Thank God, every morning. I'm so happy you're so healthy baby ... my alarm clock."

Brings new meaning to hitting the snooze button.

1. Joe Giudice: "You can indict a ham sandwich, you know what I'm saying?"

Um, not really.

Do you agree with our top picks?