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The Real Housewives of New Jersey Party at the Posche Fashion Show

Another episode means another week of trying to narrow down the multitude of ridiculousness coming out of the Jersey Housewives' — and their family's — mouths. Here’s our countdown of the top 10 quotes from The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 4, Episode 19, "The Bald Canary Sings."

10. Caroline Manzo: "Jacqueline's this big ... and I have no tolerance for that cause Caroline's this big."

There's always Lauren.

9. Ashley(ee): "The gas was running for, like, three days."

Like, OMG, you almost blew up your apartment!

8. Kim "D", about Melissa: "Maybe that's when she went from porn-again to born-again?"

This may have made us giggle.

7. Richie Wakile: "It was free ... so you know, it's not that difficult to get rid of free."

Supportive!

6. Milania Giudice: "You're not the boss of me!"

Just like her mother.

5. Kathy Wakile: "Is this really happening? I'm going to go into business with a big company like Bindi? I'll get the nose job yet."

Never give up on your dreams.

4. Richie Wakile: "I don't know about the happy ending being a dessert though."

Another so-appropriate comment for a business meeting.

3. Kim "D": "I know she doesn't want to hear this, but I just have to ask you a question cause I'm curious ..."

What a pal!

2. Teresa Giudice: "I speak dialect ... I don't speak the proper Italian."

As long as you drop the "a" off "mozzarella."

1. Richie Wakile: "My favorite dessert is Kathy. It tastes like fish and she gets it done."

Um, ew.