"World's Best Mom" charms might be fine for moms in flyover country, but Jersey housewives expect a smidge (read: a lot) more badda bling badda boom. Stumped on what to get your ol' Jersey ma? From the materialistic madame (Danielle) to the doting stage mommy (Teresa) to the fashion-conscious hottie (Dina), our RHoNJ-inspired Mother's Day gift list has something for everyone.
Magicsuit by Miraclesuit® ($144)
Encourage your housewife to make the most of what God (or her plastic surgeon) gave her in this deep plunging, breast-enhancing one-piece swimsuit, perfect for hanging out down the shore or lounging by the pool.
Botox / Chemical Peels / Injectable Fillers (Call for pricing)
Diet and exercise are great for the body, but don’t do much for the face. Send her off for a little "spa treatment" — courtesy of Danielle’s needle man, Dr. Manolis Manolakakis — to keep your housewife looking and feeling like a million bucks.
Yves Saint Laurent Leopard Print Scarf ($365) | Christian Louboutin Leopard-Print Lace-Up Booties ($1795)
What Jersey girl doesn’t love to rock a crazy animal print? These designer duds will allow your housewife to show off her wild side without sacrificing an ounce of class. Meow.
The Water Club at Borgata, Atlantic City (Stay Packages from $169 - $639)
Do it up Real Housewives-style with a stay at Atlantic City’s first cosmopolitan lifestyle hotel. Leave the kids at home to take full advantage of the world-class dining, five sensual pools, and Immersion Spa.
WaterGeeks Water Bottle ($24)
Chloroform, radium, uranium, lead… one can't be too careful when it comes to Jersey tap water. Help your housewife stay hydrated on the go with this sporty (yet sleek) water bottle with built-in filtration system. It even comes in pink!
"Italian Princess" Picture Frame ($25)
The worlds of New Jersey Housewives Dina and Teresa revolve around their little girls. Keep your own family’s Italian princess close to her ma’s heart with this bellissima, engravable frame.
Bric’s Pink Crocodile-Embossed Luggage ($355 - $1100)
Headin' to Atlantic City for the weekend? Your housewife will have no trouble shoving two weeks’ worth of clothing (or more!) into these feminine totes, with enough room leftover to haul back the spoils of a shopping spree!
Manolo Blahniks ($395 - $1295)
Honestly, you can’t go wrong with a stiletto or three from Manolo’s strappy spring collection.