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Joe Gorga and Teresa Giudice Talk it Out

Another episode means another week of trying to narrow down the multitude of ridiculousness coming out of the Jersey Housewives' — and their family's — mouths. Here’s our countdown of the top 10 quotes from The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 4, Episode 18, "Dinasty of Denial."

10. Joe Giudice: "I would have been like whatever, Caroline, go dye your hair."

Always so charming, this guy.

9. Caroline Manzo: "Sirius is not a joke."

Seriously.

8. Joe Giudice, about Kathy Wakile: "You know those stress dolls that you squeeze and the eyes pop out of their head? That's what she looks like, one of them dolls."

Better than a frog?

7. Richie Wakile: "Would you like to be in politics in the future? You can steal legally."

More great parenting from Richie.

6. Teresa Giudice: "Joe's not going anywhere ... unless he's cheating on me cause then I'll break his legs."

Then he's really not going anywhere.

5. Joe Giudice: "Let me get a Fabellini bottle before I fab your ass, bitch."

What does that even mean?

4. Lauren Manzo: "Chris, here's a good one for you since you're quickly catching up to me in the weight factory."

It's about time she starts dishing it!

3. Richie Wakile: "I love my children, but I'm anxious for them to go to college, so I can be alone with my wife and then we don't need any more clothes."

And they wonder why Victoria wants to leave.

2. University of Maryland student: "I'm a Women's Studies major."
Richie Wakile: "What is that, like, a 30-year course?"

OK, we may have LOL'd a bit here.

1. Jacqueline Laurita, about Teresa and Dina Manzo: "At a time when it was the most heightened drama going on between Teresa and Caroline, they have gotten closer. It's, like, really? Why?"

Uh, because it's Real Housewives?