Credit: SWAP / Splash News Photo: Bethenny Frankel and Bryn Enjoy a Cookie

Sassy skinny girl Bethenny Frankel is back with her biting one-liners and hilarious sayings. Here’s our countdown of the top ten quotes from Bethenny Ever After Season 3, Episode 13: “Aspen-ational."

10. Bethenny: “Art is very much like being single, ‘I like you, you wanna come home with me?’ It’s like that, so this flag is coming home with me.”

She knows how to seal the deal.

9. Bethenny, on the snowboarding instructors: “These boys are getting a lot of p***y. A lot. Maybe daily.

Everyone loves a snow bunny.

8. Julie, to Bethenny: “[The money] hasn’t changed you as a person. You always had that bitchy side to you, that was always.”

Good to know.

7. Bethenny: “What about when you sent me to an interview with no pants and it was a neck up interview so I just did the interview with no pants?”

Who needs pants anyway?

6. Bethenny, yelling: “I’m so mad at myself! Why did I get rid of cowboy hats?!”

Apparently they’re back in style now ...

5. Bethenny: “What time is it anyway?”
Jackie: “It’s 11:15.”
Bethenny: “It is 1 o’clock in New York but I don’t even believe in that whole ‘it’s 5 o’clock somewhere.’ I don’t need to justify, it’s 11:15 and i’m having a cocktail.”

It’s the Skinnygirl way.

4. Bethenny: “Got my hooker boots?”

Always.

3. Bethenny, on Jackie’s job: “Jackie is like, ‘I got to wear a bikini, snowboard for free and drink booze. Thanks for the memories.’ And it’s like, ‘really this is what i’m doing?’ This is some scholarship program.”

All employees should know how to tan, shred and hold their liquor.

2. Bethenny: “Jackie, you could snowboard in a suit of armor. I’m losing assistants, they’re dropping like flies. So, protect yourself before you wreck yourself.”

Word.  

1. Snowboard instructor: “Just grab the tip.”
Bethenny: “Listen, I’m a big fan of grabbing the tip.”

Something tells us she’s not talking about snowboards anymore ...