Credit: Photo via Twitter Photo: The Gorgas and the Giudices Dine Together

If there's one thing The Real Housewives of New Jersey love to do, it's run their yappers ... and we love to LOL at their random rants. Thank you, Twitter!

Check out our roundup of the top tweets of the week.

1. Jacqueline Laurita: “Someone sent me over a shot of a Buttery Nipple. I'm going for it! Screw the water. Lol! http://www.keek.com/!t44Maab

‘Tis the season!

2. Caroline Manzo: “been cleaning all day - chocolate frozen yogurt w/chocolate sprinkles, chocolate chips & whipped cream would make me very happy right now.” 

Pretty sure that would make everyone happy right now ... 

3. Melissa Gorga: “Gino just walked up to me and asked ... "Is Jesus the boss or Santa?" I love this kid..”

If Joe Gorga is playing Santa, then we know the answer.

4. Jacqueline: “Somehow there was a Christmas Twix candy bar stuck 2 my ass. Stocking stuffer must have fallen out of its wrapper. Don't care, I'm going to bed.” 

Sweet cheeks Jacqueline!