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If there's one thing The Real Housewives of New Jersey love to do, it's run their yappers ... and we love to LOL at their random rants. Thank you, Twitter!

Check out our roundup of the top tweets of the week.

Disclaimer: We don't edit for typos.

5. Kathy Wakile: "Yay me! I rode the wave ! It was exhilarating !!!"

You go, girl!

4. Jacqueline Laurita: "I like Lobster but I find it cruel to kill one. The guys have one in the cooler now. I'm thinking...FREE THE LOBSTER!!!!"

Where does she think sausage comes from? No love for our four-legged friends?

3. Teresa Giudice: "Too bad they didn't show the actual cook-off between Kathy, Caroline and me. It was so much fun."

We're guessing they skipped it because you were getting along.

2. Melissa Gorga: "In hair & makeup.. It's 5am. If Joe loves me he'll build a Starbucks in our house...."

Why do we get a feeling this is going to happen?

1. Teresa: "Thank you for sticking with me "for better or for worse." Hopefully, you find some hope in watching our lives. I get great hope from U all!"

Hope that it could be worse ...