If there's one thing The Real Housewives of New Jersey love to do, it's run their yappers ... and we love to LOL at their random rants. Thank you, Twitter!
Check out our roundup of the top tweets of the week.
Disclaimer: We don't edit for typos.
5. Caroline Manzo: "OMG - Poor Camping World didn't know what hit them"
What hit them was a bunch of fools dropping thousands of dollars ... the word "poor" doesn't come to mind so much.
4. Kathy Wakile: "Muscles or brains ?? Which would u choose ?? I know what I chose !! Happy Happy Happy"
3. Jacqueline Laurita: "I remember growing up & reading "What's Happening To Me?" and wondering what boob shape I would have when they grew in. LOL!"
Ah, the days before she knew she could pick her own shape at the boob store ...
2. Caroline: "It's official, Jersey Housewives and books do not get along..."
That's pretty clear. Oh, she meant the recipe books.
1. Jacqueline: "I want my boobs even smaller! I got my 1st boob job at 30, right b4 I moved 2 NJ. I've since had 2 reductions.They keep growing back! HOW IS THAT?"
Not enough room in your head for all that air?