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If there's one thing The Real Housewives of New Jersey love to do, it's run their yappers ... and we love to LOL at their random rants. Thank you, Twitter!

Check out our roundup of the top tweets of the week.

Disclaimer: We don't edit for typos.

5. Teresa Giudice: "Hope everyone in the hurricane area is safe."

Good to see she knows what a hurricane is now.

4. Caroline Manzo: "Not going 2 tweet/fb 2nite - said everything I had2 say a year ago in Napa - that was then, this is now. Not going back."

Save it for the reunion!

3. Jacqueline Laurita: "I'm going to repost my ‘Italian Grain Salad’ recipe because I forgot to put the grain in it."

As long as you remembered the Italian.

2. Caroline: "Everyone follow my favorite asshole @laurenmanzo"

Oh, the maternal love.

1. Jacqueline: "Fell asleep in the end tho.Bringing my pillow2reunion>"

Sure you did!