If there's one thing The Real Housewives of New Jersey love to do, it's run their yappers ... and we love to LOL at their random rants. Thank you, Twitter!
Check out our roundup of the top tweets of the week.
Disclaimer: We don't edit for typos.
5. Caroline Manzo : "For someone that doesn't ski I'm obsessed with ski wear."
4. Jacqueline Laurita: "There r not enough hours in a day, or energy in me,2 do everything that I need & want 2 do.How do successful people multitask & meet every1's needs?"
3. Caroline Manzo: "grilled cheese & soup went in, came back out - epic fail - this flu is a doozie."
We're glad you can manage these delightful updates, at least.
2. Melissa Gorga: "Battling with Joe right now over the TV. He said he would go upstairs.. But I want him to sit with me.. Grrrr"
Ah yes, another football widow.
1. Caroline Manzo: "Someone that's following me on FB just asked me "who are you if you don't mind me asking" - they're following me ..... I'm so confused."
How dare they not know the great Caroline Manzo!