If there's one thing The Real Housewives of New Jersey love to do, it's run their yappers ... and we love to LOL at their random rants. Thank you, Twitter!
Check out our roundup of the top tweets of the week.
Disclaimer: We don't edit for typos.
5. Jacqueline Laurita: "Let the haters, who live their lives focusing on u, keep building their karma while you keep building your dreams focusing on what's important"
4. Caroline Manzo : "What a lovely rendition of Baby Got Back #glee."
Now there's something we thought we'd never hear.
3. Jacqueline Laurita: "Getting pedicure I have not had in awhile & a guy just took over filing & massaging my feet. Slightly mortified right now.Did I shave my legs?"
Tough life, we tell ya'.
2. Melissa Gorga: "Just pulled into my driveway to find a baby bear staring right into my eyes ... Staring contest ..."
1. Jacqueline Laurita: "Anyone ever go to take off your underwear and find the crotch of them were on your hip all day? Just wondering."
Uh, not recently.