Credit: Andrei Jackamets/Bravo Photo: Teresa Giudice Is Lost in Thought

With Napa just around the corner, New Jersey’s finest all couldn’t resist mixing in a few last minute jabs, insults and passive-aggressive sidebars before the trip, with just a sprinkle of confetti cookies on top. Of course the ladies had a lot to say, so read on for our top five tweets of the week!

1. Jacqueline Laurita: “That ‘business meeting’ was with people I was close to. I wasn't drunk. I had one drink. Besides the Catskills, I've never had more than 2.”

One Screaming Orgasm is probably more than enough.  

2. Caroline Manzo: “Watching teen mom w @Laurenmanzo - some of these parents - wow”

Sometimes we say the same thing about RHoNJ.

3. Teresa Giudice: “On the way to see Magic Mike with Ro-Ro and the kids are swimming with Joe. I'll tell you how hot this movie is later! :) 

Leave the hubby home for this one — good idea. 

4. Melissa Gorga: “Wow! Incredible day! Just finished my first music video.. I'm so grateful..   

But when is the launch party?!  

5. Jacqueline: “I guess Chris and I are the last choice pick to be in our RV for the road trip. Lol! Why? We're fun! (and clean) Lol!” 

We like our reality show vacations crazy and dirty, thanks!