If there's one thing The Real Housewives of New Jersey love to do, it's run their yappers ... and we love to LOL at their random rants. Thank you, Twitter!
Check out our roundup of the top tweets of the week.
Disclaimer: We don't edit for typos.
5. Jacqueline Laurita: "I got a manicure today with Essie's "Bazooka" which is a cool orange color that I would have never used in the past but I love it now!"
Phew, now that we have this crucial info we can go about our day again.
4. Teresa Giudice: "Audriana is full of sand, she looks like a chicken cutlet love her she is getting so big."
Does Teresa ever stop talking about food?
3. Caroline Manzo: "Thinking about selling house - where 2? Hoboken NYC CA FL - decisions decisions - wish I had a crystal ball"
What does this mean?!
2. Jacqueline: "I going down to the man cave now to check on the men. Grrr! Hope they aren't expecting an antipasto tray."
1. Caroline: "I'll say it again - have not once nor ever will demand 2 Bravo that any cast-members be removed from show-not my stlye-"
This Housewife needs to stop reading the tabloids and blogs already.