If there's one thing The Real Housewives of New Jersey love to do, it's run their yappers ... and we love to LOL at their random rants. Thank you, Twitter!
Check out our roundup of the top tweets of the week.
Disclaimer: We don't edit for typos.
5. Melissa Gorga: "That strange moment when ur ordering from the VS catalog & the lady starts screaming because she recognizes your voice.."
People still use catalogs?
4. Jacqueline Laurita: "My husband was not laughing at Joe's remark, he was laughing at his ignorance for saying it. There is a difference."
3. Teresa Giudice: "They didn't show all the fun we had in Chicago. After Jaime's we went to The Wiener's Circle. I ask for a chocolate shake. Boy did I get one!"
OK, we're intrigued.
2. Caroline Manzo: "Rich has a bump ass - jaime has a jello ass - I have no ass"
Better than Jell-O!
1. Kathy Wakile: "B-I-N-G-O B-I-N-G-O !! And BINGO was his Name O !! Bahahaha"