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If there's one thing The Real Housewives of New Jersey love to do, it's run their yappers ... and we love to LOL at their random rants. Thank you, Twitter!

Check out our roundup of the top tweets of the week.

Disclaimer: We don't edit for typos.

5. Jacqueline Laurita: "S"I wrote a blog. Not sure when it will post and then no more mention of this season. It's done now & so is my friendship with Teresa #Thankful"

See ya!

4. Caroline Manzo: "Tell the negativity committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up"

So she does hear voices ...

3. Jacqueline Laurita: "I'm Baaaack! I didn't know anything until Kim D text me AFTER it happened to tell me something was going to happen. I didn't know who or what"

We might need a timeline at this point.

2. Caroline Manzo: "Ritz Crackers are underrated"

Truth.

1. Kathy Wakile: "So far the key words for part 3 #RHONJ #ReunionShow are "whatever" "who cares" "who asked you" and "shut the F up""

You forgot "stripper."

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