If there's one thing The Real Housewives of New Jersey love to do, it's run their yappers ... and we love to LOL at their random rants. Thank you, Twitter!
Check out our roundup of the top tweets of the week.
Disclaimer: We don't edit for typos.
5. Kathy Wakile: "FYI. I only had the bump removed I didn't make my nose smaller! Did u know as u get older ur nose & ears continue 2 grow !!!!"
Must have been a big bump.
4. Teresa Giudice: "At a birthday party with Dina. Our dear friend Jackie turns 40. This is great fun."
Oh boy ...
3. Kathy Wakile: "YOU CROSSED THE LINE BIG TIME !! U KNOW IT !! 1st MY MARRIAGE THEN MY FATHER !! WRONG WRONG"
Tell us how you really feel.
2. Jacqueline Laurita: "T signed a deal for her covers. She got paid. She admitted it to me. She actually poised for her pictures. She's admitted that. I tell the truth"
1. Kathy Wakile: "A lie is a lie ! I've always had the most respect for my aunt and uncle"
Right — "effin' liar" and "coward" are terms of endearment.
Did we pick good tweets?