If there's one thing The Real Housewives of New Jersey love to do, it's run their yappers ... and we love to LOL at their random rants. Thank you, Twitter!

Check out our roundup of the top tweets of the week.

Disclaimer: We don't edit for typos.

5. Caroline Manzo: "My love for mason jars Is endless"

Aww?

4. Jacqueline Laurita: "Ashlee and I are doing AMAZING! She is back in LA now. Miss her already!"

Go Skype!

3. Caroline: "just watched video of Honey Boo Boo for 1st time - OH-MY-GOD -"

Our thoughts exactly!

2. Melissa Gorga: "I have completely lost my voice! Help! Any remedies???"

Exactly what is the problem?

1. Caroline: "Sitting in exam room at dr's office - elderly woman in next room just told nurse she feels like stabbing someone -"

Is Caroline speaking in the third person again?