We know what you're thinking: How can we possibly pick only five WTF moments for any given Housewives eppy? Admittedly, this is one challenging task, but we managed to narrow it down.
Read on for our WTF picks for The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 4, Episode 2, "Poker Face."
5. Aim Higher ... or Not
Kathy Wakile's son, Joey, is making his 'rents proud by being voted sophomore class president — will he be the first Wakile to go to college? Rich says he better. He wants way more for his son than he had ... or does he? In the same breath, he's asks little Joey if he wants to go into the gas-station business with him.
4. Lauren's "Doctor"
After watching her daughter struggle with her weight, Caroline Manzo decides to take Lauren to a special nutrition doctor. His prescription? A jar of yellow liquid in place of her meals. Whatever happened to eating a healthy diet and exercising?
3. The Sexy E-Mail
Anyone else think it was kinda weird that Kathy reads through her son's emails right in front of him? Anyway, we're not sure 15-year-old girls sending Joey nudie pics of themselves is all that funny — we can name a few Lifetime movies that would definitely object.
2. Ashlee in General
We're starting to understand why Jacqueline Laurita is so eager to ship off her daughter, Ashlee. She's ... special. It's pretty sad that a 20-year-old is so helpless and clueless on her own that she can't manage to get on her flight ... or find Dunkin Donuts in an airport. Seriously, there's a DD like every 20 feet in airports. Also, she didn't know planes could crash until she saw Cast Away? We mean, Con Air came out way before Cast Away.
1. The Nuts and Candlestick Incident
We still don't understand how Teresa Giudice's hubby Joe ended up with a black eye and bloody nose via a candlestick holder — why was he trying to grab Rich's junk anyway? But, our real WTF goes to Bravo for not giving us footage of this debacle. Really, why would they not share this precious moment with us?