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Sassy skinny girl Bethenny Frankel is back with her biting one-liners and hilarious sayings. Here’s our countdown of the top six quotes from Bethenny Ever After Season 3, Episode 10: “Paradise Found."

6. Bethenny, buying things on the beach: “I understand how this game works. I respect your sales tactics, but there’s only a level of how ripped-off I’m going to get on the beach.”

Hermano better know not to mess with a savvy businesswoman like Bethenny.

5. Bethenny, talking about Bryn and her new friend: “Meeting boyfriends on vacation, that’s what they’re for. Look at her going in.”
Jason: “She’s aggressive, just like her mother.”

What’s that saying about an apple not falling far from the tree?

4. Jason, in the middle of a fight with Bethenny: “Do you want to do shots or something?”

That’s one way to break the tension.

3. Bethenny, to Jason: “Who goes to the bathroom four times a day? You’re like a dog.”
Jason: “It’s your birthday, I’ll hold it.”
Bethenny: “You’re not blowing up the spa bathroom.”

The spa would never be the same.

2. Bethenny, to Bryn: “Sit up, you drunken little cookie face. She’s had five cookies, she’s in a cookie coma now.”

But that’s the best kind of coma!

1. Bethenny: “The massage was an orgy in Mexico. It was a woman massaging me, my husband was massaging me, she was teaching him how to massage me, I think he was probably massaging her at some point. I’m not sure, it was a massage fest.”

What happens in Mexico ...