Sassy skinny girl Bethenny Frankel is back with her biting one-liners and hilarious sayings. Here’s our countdown of the top six quotes from Bethenny Ever After Season 3, Episode 12: “Grab Your Balloons."
6. Bethenny: “The new idea is I want a bar in the dressing room.”
One can never have too many bars, right?
5. Bethenny: “Yoga is about breathing and then trying to do the rest. Nick is trying to do everything, but he definitely isn’t breathing.”
That’s kinda important, right?
4. Bethenny, to Nick about picking up girls at yoga: “Look at all the women here, it’s like a frozen yogurt store.”
Next stop, Barney’s.
3. Bethenny: “Everything’s labeled; my makeup is labeled, my jeans are labeled, my tits are labeled.”
What, like left and right?
2. Bethenny, referencing a drag queen: “She does not have balls.”
Jake: “Yes she does.”
Bethenny: “No she does not.”
Drag queen: “I have balls for days, bitch.”
Don’t mess, B.
1. Jake: “DON’T let me date a balloon maker.”
To be fair, he doesn’t make balloons, he makes pornographic people out of balloons.