If there's one thing The Real Housewives of New Jersey love to do, it's run their yappers ... and we love to LOL at their random rants. Thank you, Twitter!

This week, we got a play-by-play of the Golden Globes from Caroline Manzo. In case you missed the awards show, here's her rundown, which included literally every thought that popped into her head. While we usually have a Top 5 list, these gems were too good not to include them all.

Disclaimer: We don't edit for typos.

"best dressed #goldenglobes? I say Kate Hudson - worst dressed? I say Halle Berry - I'm still not over that dress - she's usually flawless."

"Lucy Liu had a surprising choice - a lot going on there, unusual for her."

"Ben is so pretty - I'm glad he won too."

"Oh, Hugh is very pretty too."

"Jodie Foster is beautiful - I love her gown too - I don't believe I've ever heard her speak so energetically."

"I like Claire Danes - totally relaxed and making gorgeous look effortless."

"Sylvester Stallone's body is ridiculous - Damn."

"Tina Fey and Amy Poehler knocked it out of the park tonight. GIRLPOWER."

"I liked Kevin Costner's acceptance speech - class act."

"Tina Fey is out of her mind - I love her."

"How cute is Adele - new mum night out - I don't remember mommy nights out like this!"

"One thing you never do is take your shoes off at event / Lena Dunham clearly knows this - poor thing."

"Omg Halle WTF with the boob?"

What do you think of Caroline’s Golden Globes tweets? Sound off below!