Credit: David Moir/Bravo Photo: Melissa and Joe Gorga Share a Sweet Moment

We know what you're thinking: How can we possibly pick only five WTF moments for any given Housewives eppy? Admittedly, this is one challenging task, but we managed to narrow it down.

Read on for our WTF picks for The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 4, Episode 15, "If This RV Is a Rockin'."

5. Golden, My Ass

The traveling circus of crazy was bummed when they learned the Golden Gate Bridge is not even made of gold. It's orange, Teresa Giudice observed. What's next, the Space Needle isn't really in space?

4. How 'Bout Some Veggies

Melissa Gorga's hubby, Joe, never misses an opportunity to drop trou'. Kicking off a game of Truth or Dare the right way, he makes his way over to a neighboring RV with his pants around his ankles and "Tarzan" poking through his tiny briefs to request some fruit. The ridiculous part is that the guy actually offers him some vegetables and parts with a beautiful green pepper. Doesn't he know they don't sell fresh produce at the store?

3. Lauren's Idea of Fun

When it's Lauren's turn to ask her brother Albie a "truth" question, she wonders if he has a fear that they will one day be strangers like her mother is with her siblings. Cheery! Even worse, Albie explains that he doesn't fear it, but hopes for it. Well, we can't say we blame him there.

2. "Tarzan" Strikes Again

Seriously, Joe Gorga's obsession with constantly whipping out his business is getting out of control. Especially considering that the only people around to see it were his wife, his brother-in-law, and his sister. Maybe he needs more sibling therapy?

1. Do I Make You Horny, Baby?

The best part about surfing? According to Joe Gorga, it's the wetsuits since they remind him of black condoms and make him horny. The maturity of this man continues to astound us.