Credit: Andrei Jackamets/Bravo Photo: Teresa Giudice Is Lost in Thought

Another episode means another week of trying to narrow down the multitude of ridiculousness coming out of the Jersey Housewives' — and their family's — mouths. Here’s our countdown of the top 10 quotes from The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 4,
Finale, "Strip Down Memory Lane."


10. Lauren Manzo: "Oh, that's so pretty ... except I see her twat."

Always telling it like it is!

9. Melissa Gorga: "Technically it's not a strip club - it's a bikini bar."

You say tomato ...

8. Teresa Giudice: "I never believed that Melissa was a stripper, but now I don't know so much ... it just seems kinda kuinkidinky... kuinki? Coinkidink!"

You've got bigger problems than pronunciation right now.

7. Melissa Gorga: "I love how anyone thinks I would ever keep anything from my husband."

No secrets at all?

6. Melissa Gorga: "All of the negative things that come my way are coming from Teresa."

Bold statement.

5. Melissa Gorga: "Buckle up, bitches, here we go."

Um, where are we going?

4. Joe Gorga: "You can't even talk you're so drunk and high ... go sniff another line!"

Truth.

3. Kathy Wakile: "When you're associated with scum, you become scum."

Jersey's state motto?

2. Joe Gorga: "Let me tell my sister off too for hanging out with that slut."

Good idea.

1. Melissa Gorga: "Yell out the window, ‘Shame on You,’ at your sister ... just do it."

Now who's the instigator?