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On tonight’s The Real Housewives of New York (Season 5, Episode 13: “Pirate Booty Call”), LuAnn de Lesseps had an instant connection with one of the local Frenchmen, a Johnny Depp lookalike wearing a giant pirate hat. But her morning-after story conflicted with the other Housewives’ recollections. Who was telling the truth?

After partying with Tomas at Le Ti nightclub in St. Bart’s, LuAnn wore huge heels the next morning and told all the girls (and boyfriend Jacques!) that she had run into her “old Italian friends.” But Heather Thomson remembered hearing LuAnn “speaking French to another man.” And Carole Radziwill tweeted during the episode, “There wasn’t an Italian on the island.”

Even before the accusations started flying, LuAnn tweeted, “I was with my Italian friends. Tomas did give me a ride home.”

Carole tweeted, “LMFAO...I mean what was@CountessLuAnn thinking bringing anyone into the den? Too much Captain Jack I'd say!” But LuAnn contined to defend herself during the episode, tweeting, “Now if I was going to have an affair, would I bring him to a houseful of housewives?”

And that’s when we hear LuAnn on the phone with her friend Cat. “I went out with Tom last night … And the girls, they know I brought someone here. He cannot say that he was here last night with me.” She continued, “I don’t want the girls to know he was here with me. I told them it was a group. I never change.”

Quelle scandale! For once, Ramona Singer actually had some sage words, tweeting, “luann busted by her own conversation digging her hole deeper.”

We can’t wait to see what happens next week!

The Real Housewives of New York airs Mondays at 9 p.m. ET/PT on Bravo.  

Sources: @CountessLuAnn, @CaroleRadziwill, @CountessLuAnn, @CaroleRadziwill, @RamonaSinger

Molly Friedman is an editor at Wetpaint Entertainment. Follow her on Twitter @MollyFriedman.

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