Ready for a glimpse into the The Real Housewives of New York future?

Tonight we hit the halfway mark of the season with Season 5, Episode 8: “Blinded by the Wine,” and Bravo is going to break out a mid-season preview teasing all the juicy drama that's going to go down in the back half of Season 5. Thanks to People, you can get a sneak peek of that preview now.

In this video — which clocks in at under two minutes — we get hints of penis talk, dirty dancing, and the highly anticipated St. Bart's trip.

Choice quotes from the preview include "You're both white trash, quite frankly," "You're a f***ing piece of work, Jesus!" and "You are my problem." But most scandalous of all, there are hints that LuAnn de Lesseps may be unfaithful to Jacques while on vacay. Could that possibly be true?

Check it out for yourself here.

The Real Housewives of New York airs Mondays at 9 p.m. ET/PT on Bravo.  

Source: People

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