Some of the most shocking moments on The Real Housewives of New York Season 5, Episode 9: "Dirty Ol' Dad" occurred when Ramona Singer started over-reacting to the extreme about Aviva Drescher, Aviva’s prosthesis, and water. One moment, Ramona is making blow job jokes with the Frick to her Frack, Sonja Morgan, and the next, Ramona is running around the sky-high Miami pool, screaming “There’s wet, and there’s wet, and there’s wet!” at their very gracious host Ranjana.

But somehow, Ramona insists on her BravoTV blog that she was merely trying to be helpful. “Aviva was freaking out to me saying she forgot her swimming leg she didn’t know what she was going to do. She was in a major panic,” explains Ramona.

“I of course being protective said, ‘Don't worry, I won't get into the pool, I won't take off my cover up’ … [Aviva] was concerned that her leg would become overly wet, like a sponge -- too much time in the water and it gets completely saturated,” Ramona continues.

Gee, for someone who just heard Aviva say, on national television, how much she hates when people call attention to her leg, Ramona clearly hasn’t gotten the hint.

Ramona also wants to explain that, despite letting Aviva’s dad George pinch and poke her throughout the Miami trip, she was secretly looking down on him. “Rather than upset my hosts, Aviva and Reid, I played into the vulgar humor of George all weekend long to keep the peace. This is contrary to the way I normally would handle a situation like that,” Ramona explains.

Unfortunately, it seems Ramona still managed to “upset” her hosts just by being herself.

The Real Housewives of New York airs Mondays at 9 p.m. ET/PT on Bravo.  

Source: BravoTV

Molly Friedman is an editor at Wetpaint Entertainment. Follow her on Twitter @MollyFriedman.

Get all the latest RHONY news! Like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter @RHONYWetpaint.