full size The Real Housewives of New York Season 5, Episode 13: Tomas
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Who cares about sloppy seconds when the guy is this hot?

On this week’s episode of Real Housewives of New York (Season 5, Episode 14: “Slutty Island”), Sonja Morgan put the moves on LuAnn de Lesseps’s alleged lover Tomas after he dropped by the gal’s St. Barts’ pad for a dinner party. “I’m going in,” Sonja said during a confessional, referring to the Johnny Depp lookalike.

“LuAnn had her turn last night,” Sonja said, referring to LuAnn’s alleged tryst with Tomas during last week’s episode. “Tonight is Sonja’s night.”

After prancing around the house in a completely see-through white lace shirt and jiggling with BFF Ramona Singer in a bacchanalian dance, Sonja’s romantic efforts appeared to work in her favor. Tomas followed Sonja to an unseen part of the house, telling her that she has a “fabulous ass.”

Heather confirmed the hook-up, telling the cameras later that she walked in on Tomas and Sonja later on in the evening.

“Suddenly all those bruises make a lot of sense,” Heather joked.

But what about LuAnn? The elegant Housewife didn’t seem to mind, playing the Ice Queen when Tomas dropped by the house for the party and encouraging Sonja and Ramona to flirt with the St. Barts local.

The Real Housewives of New York airs Mondays at 9 p.m. ET/PT on Bravo.  

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