15 Wittiest ‘Real Housewives’ Taglines: “I’m 98 Percent Real”

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15 Wittiest ‘Real Housewives’ Taglines: “I’m 98 Percent Real”

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15 Wittiest ‘Real Housewives’ Taglines: “I’m 98 Percent Real”

Some of the Real Housewives taglines are so funny, you’d imagine whole writers’ rooms of Hollywood scribes secretly brainstorming ideas for the pithiest one-liners.

But we’ll choose to believe the women thought up these zingers themselves, and we’ve rounded up our favorites right here. Namaste, bitches!

15 Wittiest ‘Real Housewives’ Taglines: “I’m 98 Percent Real”
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15. NeNe Leakes: “I don’t keep up with the Joneses. I am the Joneses.”

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15. NeNe Leakes: “I don’t keep up with the Joneses. I am the Joneses.”

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14. Alexis Bellino: “God is my savior, my husband is my king, and my body? It’s sinful.”

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14. Alexis Bellino: “God is my savior, my husband is my king, and my body? It’s sinful.”

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13. Phaedra Parks: “Only God can judge me, and he seems quite impressed.”

13. Phaedra Parks: “Only God can judge me, and he seems quite impressed.”

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12. Taylor Armstrong: “I fought too hard for this zip code to go home now.”

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12. Taylor Armstrong: “I fought too hard for this zip code to go home now.”

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11. Ashley Darby: “Throw this spring chicken into the cougar’s den and let the games begin.”

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11. Ashley Darby: “Throw this spring chicken into the cougar’s den and let the games begin.”

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10. Shannon Beador: “Karma’s a bitch, so I don’t have to be one.”

10. Shannon Beador: “Karma’s a bitch, so I don’t have to be one.”

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9. Joanna Krupa: “I’m a model but not always a model citizen.”

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9. Joanna Krupa: “I’m a model but not always a model citizen.”

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8. Kenya Moore: “I won Miss USA, not Miss Congeniality.”

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8. Kenya Moore: “I won Miss USA, not Miss Congeniality.”

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7. Carlton Gebbia: “In my world, money doesn’t talk. It swears.”

7. Carlton Gebbia: “In my world, money doesn’t talk. It swears.”

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6. Melissa Gorga: “I never throw the first punch, but I’m always a knockout.”

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6. Melissa Gorga: “I never throw the first punch, but I’m always a knockout.”

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5. Heather Dubrow: “I may be married to a plastic surgeon, but I’m 98 percent real.”

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5. Heather Dubrow: “I may be married to a plastic surgeon, but I’m 98 percent real.”

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4. Sonja Morgan: “There’s nothing Grey about these Gardens.”

4. Sonja Morgan: “There’s nothing Grey about these Gardens.”

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3. Dina Manzo: “I’m back to bring the zen. Namaste, bitches!”

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3. Dina Manzo: “I’m back to bring the zen. Namaste, bitches!”

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2. Carole Radziwill: “If you’re going to talk about me behind my back, at least check out my great ass.”

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2. Carole Radziwill: “If you’re going to talk about me behind my back, at least check out my great ass.”

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1. Lisa Vanderpump: “I’m passionate about dogs, just not crazy about bitches.”

1. Lisa Vanderpump: “I’m passionate about dogs, just not crazy about bitches.”

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Some of the Real Housewives taglines are so funny, you’d imagine whole writers’ rooms of Hollywood scribes secretly brainstorming ideas for the pithiest one-liners.

But we’ll choose to believe the women thought up these zingers themselves, and we’ve rounded up our favorites right here. Namaste, bitches!