The Real Husbands of New Jersey Get Taglines — Hilarious! (VIDEO)
Ready for a giggle, The Real Housewives of New Jerseyfans? On Season 6 the real husbands are shaping up to be just as dramatic as their wives, and now Bravo has released a video giving the guys a standard H'wives style intro — complete with their own taglines!
The video shows each of the Season 6 hubbys — plus Nicole's boyfriend, Bobby — posing in nice clothing with their kids, just like the H'wives normally do at the start of each episode. And each guy has a self-stated tagline, again like the women.
So, how does each hubby identify himself? Let's run down the list.
Joe Giudice: "Go on, hit me with your best shot." Given Joe's current legal woes, this feels like it's addressed to the entire world, and definitely fits with his tough-guy attitude.
Joe Gorga: "I'm a clean-cut guy. And I got money." Well, sure. That does kinda sum him up, we guess.
Rino Aprea: "I am the life of the party. It does get exhausting." We haven't seen much of Rino yet, but "life of the party" appears to be his schtick, so this seems fitting.
Bobby Ciasulli: Nicole's boyfriend went with a simple, "I'm a great guy." Short and sweet.
And the best for last. Jim Marchese, who has already stirred up trouble by skipping out on a guys night, makes it clear exactly how he feels about his co-stars: "There is no way I should be near any of these people. That sums it up."
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Catch the next episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 6 on Sunday, August 3, 2014 at 8 p.m. ET.