"You know what always makes me feel better? A nice warm cup of coco," says the CollegeHumor Martin in response to some hateful "eRavens." "Oh look, it's in that mug you love and have grown attached to." Cue a mug being smashed because yes, GRRM will destroy everything you hold dear. "It's gone now! You loved it, and I took it away, because that's what I do ... Your sorrow is my playground, your tears are the fountain I frolic in."
Yeah, it may be a parody, but it sounds about right to us ... plus, actor Josh Ruben gets Martin's voice and mannerisms spot-on. Check it out below.