Please grab a conch shell and proceed to weep into it. Word on the street is that one of our beloved Hamptonites will bite the dust (by which we mean the sand) during Revenge's two-hour Season 2 finale on May 12, and we are officially traumatized. It's like, first Amanda explodes on The Amanda, then Padma is murdered by The Initiative, and now this? How much more can one fan-girl take?
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