Revenge's second season is over, as is our reason for waking up in the morning. At this point, the only thing keeping us going is the hope that this mood ring we're wearing will entice Declan's ghost will visit us in the night, but frankly, things aren't looking up. The good news? We've rounded up the Top 15 quotes from Revenge's epic second season, which are pretty much our life force at this point. Enjoy!
Nolan gets pumped for Emily's latest plan: "Sounds vaguely revengey."
Nolan reveals his deepest secret: "I once did a video interview with Katie Couric butt naked in my Jacuzzi."
Poor Katie hasn't been the same since.
Fauxmanda complains about her living situation: "I’m not doing late night feedings by the beer taps."
Lady just wants to breastfeed by the whiskey bottles like a normal mom.
Nolan mocks the commoners: "Only luddites use snail mail."
Only nerds say ''snail mail.''
Jack wanders into The Stowaway: "Oh Dec, what the hell man? It smells terrible in here!"
Whoever smelt it dealt it, Jack.
Emily remains creepy: "By the end of this weekend, my burn scars will be yesterday’s news."
Guuuurl, what about your heart scars?
Declan word voms: "The rocking is from the moon tide and the northeast wind, I don’t have the sea legs that my brother does."
Ah-hahahaha. No jokes, only LOLs.
Nolan rubs Padma's feet: "I hate feet and look at me now."
And hark, a foot fetish was born.
Mason gets his wordsmithery on: "Miss Emily Thorne, sociopathic socialite."
Sounds about right, not gonna lie.
Daniel's Great American Poem: "We speak in hushed voices as not to wake our memories, the things we've done the things we'll continue to do for fear of breaking the cycle. How fierce we were when we were young. When we were unafraid of coming unhinged."
Jack tries his hand at romance: "You, uh, ready to sail, Mrs. Porter?"
And fails miserably.
Amanda flirts with her hubby: "I'm going to cook you a big greasy breakfast, Captain Porter."
Aaand, there goes our appetite.
Victoria muses: "The tides have a mind of their own."
Clearly she's watched Revenge's CGI intro one too many times.
Conrad tries to form a sentence: "We do what we do not for ourselves but for something beyond than ourselves."
Shhh, don't question it. Just pretend it makes sense.
Nolan makes Aiden an offer he can't refuse: "You could be my bodyguard. And I could be your Whitney."
Nolan's ‘90s references are so spot on.
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