Revenge's first season is drawing a triumphant close, and the finale promises to be non-stop drama, non-stop sexy, and non-stop fun!
Check out five things we want to see during the most anticipated episode of the season –– other than more '90s flashbacks.
1. Nolan Had Better Survive or We're Going to Lose It
It's like, really Revenge? Really? First you deprive Sammy of fluids and make him freeze to death, and now Nolan might be strangled? How much more can we take before our spirits break and we're forced to huff a lobster tail?
Our buddy Nolan better be alive and kickin' during the season finale, because a life sans man bangs isn't a life worth living.
2. More Emily and Jack Makeout Sessions!
Remember when Emily and Jack locked trembling lips over Sammy's half-dead corpse? That was so beautiful. Also, we appreciated the fact that they were both crying tears of puppy love while getting their mack on.
Of course, Sammy was less than thrilled that his last moments in life were sullied by spit-swap, but whatevs.
Here's to hoping that Emily and Jack will continue to get frisky during the season finale –– if Emily isn't too busy adding "murderess" to her resume.
3. Evil Daniel Being Even More Evil
So, apparently Daniel is a supervillain who is willing to sacrifice lives for the sake of Grayson Global. Who knew? As much as we loved the sweet (and slightly stupid) Daniel of yesteryear, not gonna lie: Daniel 2.0 is just as sexy.
We'll go ahead and ignore the fact that we're attracted to a one percenter (shudder!), and raise our glasses to a season finale full of Daniel plotting and scheming.
4. A Surprising Death
Emily keeps yammering on about how she loves killing people, but she has yet to get her hands bloody. Put your money where your mouth is, girl. With any luck, Emily will hunt down The White-Haired Man and teach him a lesson about who's boss.
We have no idea who this dude is, where he's been, or why he's so into clocks, but we're fairly certain Emily should make him sleep with the fishes.
5. Sammy the Dog's Funeral
That sad hole Emily dug in the ground really didn't count as a proper burial. Give Sammy some respect, people. He's practically the Lassie of Montauk.