Revenge

Yet another week has passed sans Revenge, and let’s just say our diet of lobster and expensive fish isn’t doing the trick. We need more Hamptons drama, and needed it, like, yesterday.

Check out seven tidbits we learned from the promo pics for season 1, Episode 15: "Chaos” — they’ll definitely tide you over until next week’s all-new episode.

First, let’s point out that Nolan is the only male in attendance wearing a red suit.

Once you get past that endearing fact, check out what’s in Charlotte’s hand ...  is that a prescription pill bottle? Either Tyler’s leaving his Klonopin around again, or Charlotte’s developed an addiction to Victoria’s Valium.

2. Emily Was on the Beach With Daniel the Night He Disappeared

Remember how Emily rubbed sand off her wrist in Revenge’s pilot episode? This photo explains why.

Looks like she and Daniel took a romantic stroll on the beach mid-soiree — but the angsty look on Daniel’s face suggests he doesn’t like what Emily’s telling him.

Don’t you dare break this boy’s heart Em!

This is where we start taking bets about whether or not Emily’s hiding an AK-47 in that giant pocket. One billion dollars says yes (it’s all we have in our wallets right now ...)

It was never likely that any of these fan faves were going to be found dead on the beach, but you never know with Revenge!

The most important thing we’ve learned from this picture? Ashley totally changed into Uggs before walking down the beach to investigate. Loubies come first.

Who knows what these two are talking about (whether or not a white bowtie was too much, perhaps?), but Daniel is using his troubled eyebrows.

Are you ok, buddy?

Important: Declan seems to be wearing a man ring on his middle finger.

Two is always better than one, as far as we’re concerned.