Wherefore art thou, Revenge? This show is the highlight of our week, and without it ... let’s just say we eat more bags of Doritos than are healthy for a normal person.
We need more shirtless Daniel, and we need him now — but luckily, we can settle for shirtless Jack!
The promo pics for season 1, Episode 14 of Revenge leave plenty to the imagination, but we learned seven tasty tidbits that are sure to tide us over until next week. Phew!
1. Emily Has Developed a Fondness For Burlap
Someone please explain why Emily is wandering around the Grayson manor wearing a glorified burlap sack with Louboutins? Let’s just assume it’s all part of her plan to rule the world, one fashion crisis at a time.
2. Emily and Daniel Are More in Love Than Ever!
We spy with our little eyes Daniel and Emily sharing a romantic kiss! These two have the cutest fake relationship ever!
3. Emily Meets Grandpa Grayson!
Aw, look at Emily shake hands with Grandpa Grayson. One more pawn in her vengeful chess game!
Will these two become fast friends, or is Emily going to take Gramps down with the rest of his family?
4. Grandpa Grayson Is Team Victoria!
It looks like Victoria and Conrad’s pops are pretty close — will he side with her in the divorce? From the body language in this picture, we’re thinking yes!
5. Emily and Daniel Get Dance Fever
Apparently, when you’re rich and your even richer parents visit, it’s customary to have an impromptu dance party. That’s what that grand piano player you keep in the closet is for, right?
6. Shirtless Alert! Shirtless Alert!
Daniel isn’t the only six-pack strutting the Hamptons’ beaches. Jack strips down to his sweatpants and chest hair this week on Revenge, and we like what we see!
If only that bandage wasn't in the way ...