Remember back in the day when Emily and Jack collected seashells by the seashore and frolicked around the beach with Sammy? And then remember when Sammy died from a case of The Sads, and Emily and Jack made out over his partially dead body? It was all so beautiful, but oh how times have changed.

Nowadays, Jack and Emily hardly have any chemistry, considering they spend zero amount of time pensively swinging on her porch. Emily seems content making out with Daniel and Aiden (sigh, her life is so hard), while Jack has re-fallen in love with Fauxmanda. Um, what is happening?

Clearly the Revenge Powers That Be have forgotten that Jack and Emily are star-crossed lovers who are destined to skip gleefully in the sand together. Their sexually-tense plot has been discarded like rotting lobster, and the time has come to take a stand and protest.

Do you think Jack and Emily still have feelings for each other? And more importantly, should the Revenge producers revisit their love-connection? The sea-glass, guys. The sea-glass.