full size STILL: Ashley Davenport and Salvador Grobet Get Caught by Daniel Grayson
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In the mood for love? Why hookup in a movie theater when you can get hot and heavy in a hotel, right guys? Quaint east coast B&Bs are good for all kinds of things (free coffee, family vacations, HBO) –– especially having illicit affairs with various married dudes in the Hamptons. Free linen changes, guys. It's a win-win!

According to Revenge Land, The Hamptons have two hoppin' hotels: The South Fork Inn and Copper's Neck Inn, both of which will happily rent you a room for a few hours if you feel like getting frisky. In fact, Conrad and Lydia used to make sweet love at the South Fork, while Ashley seduced Grayson Global's most powerful board member, Salvador Grobet, at Copper's Neck.

Both hotels are equally terrible at protecting their guests (seriously, Daniel straight-up walked in on Ashley and Salvador), but which place is the ultimate love shack? And keep in mind that both these Inns would be out of business if Declan would just rent out The Amanda as a sex boat.

If The Amanda's a rockin', don't come a knockin.'