The time has come to heed some Revengey words of wisdom. This week's quotables were even more quotable than usual, probably because Declan managed to work his way on camera for several scene-stealing seamen scenes. Enjoy the top 10 zingers from the episode, and remember: never wear grey Vera Wang to a wedding. It foretells doom.

Emily remains creepy: "By the end of this weekend, my burn scars will be yesterday’s news."
Guuuurl, what about your heart scars?
 
Ashley real talks: "Nolan Ross is medically incapable of staying away from a good party."
Tragically, he usually wants to party like it's 1999.
 
Declan word voms: "The rocking is from the moon tide and the northeast wind, I don’t have the sea legs that my brother does."
Ah-hahahaha. No jokes, only LOLs.
  
Nolan sad faces about his invite to the Grayson wedding: "And here I thought they wanted a caboose for the conga line."
Nolan + a conga line? We've been waiting for this moment.

Mason shares his reaction to Victoria's kidnapping: "I practically required the Heimlich when I heard it."
Choking on an oyster pearl, probably.
  
Nolan spies Emily and Aiden: "Ems…Mr. Bond."
Unlike Aiden, James Bond doesn't have a problem getting ladies to mack on him.
  
Victoria opens her pre-wedding gift from Conrad: "A gun. How romantic!"
Nothing says "I love you" like a pistol.
 
Nolan eye-rolls at Daniel: "He's really not so formidable, at least when there aren't feelings involved."
Whatever, Nolan. Let Spaniel be the strong, independant woman that he is, sob!

Mason checks out Daniel and Ashley: "I didn’t realize that your son stooped to dating the help."
Revenge: breaking down 18th century social stigmas one episode at a time.

Nolan gets his pun on: "Lifestyles of the rich and shameless."
Wonder how long it took him to come up with that one?


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