Quotes

Just because people’s lives are involved, it doesn’t mean we can’t crack a few jokes! Revenge Season 2, Episode 17, “Victory,” was filled with wisecracks and lines that probably weren’t meant to be funny.

But they certainly left their mark, just like Eli James did to Emily’s foster mother. Boom. Roasted.

Here are the top quotes from last night’s...

This week's Revenge quotes were even more devious and delicious than usual, mostly because Jack Porter is certifiably insane and Emily Thorne is a pyromaniac. Basically, everyone on this show is going crazy and it's amazing. We've rounded up the top 10 doozies from the episode for you to look back on –– while sipping on a glass of Cristal (by which we mean Franzia),...

Our favorite Revengers poured out some Cristal for their fallen home girl, Amanda Clarke, this week, and guys? Everyone was so profound, including Conrad and Daniel Grayson, who basically couldn't stop speaking in pseudo-Shakespearean limericks. We've rounded up the top 10 quotes from the episode for you to look back on, and feel free to enjoy this list with a glass of Franzia. Which we...

Amanda Clarke suffered death by boat during this week's jaw-dropping episode of Revenge, and our lives will never be the same. We're in full-blown morning (black bandage dress? check!), and have rounded up the top 10 quotes of the episode as our personal eulogy to our favorite stripper-turned-murderer.

Sigh, Faux-Mandy. Well you came and you gave without taking. And they took you away.

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We are currently dry-heaving ourselves silly thanks to Jack Porter and Amanda Clarke's beachside wedding. The pipe-cleaner rings, guys! It's just all so beautiful and not at all weird, sob! Oh, and in other news the quotes were top notch during this week's triumphant episode of Revenge, mostly because Declan and his hilarious white zippered vest were heavily featured. You're welcome, world....