Recaps

OMG Jack, are you ok? Can you hear us? We're so worried about you. In case you've blocked out last week's episode of Revenge, our favorite wandering seaman was arrested in what has to be the most failed attempt at narc-ing ever. 

And feel free to spend this entire episode in tears because things are about to get worse before they get better. And by "things" we mean Declan's hair. And...

Revenge is sweet, much like the vat of lobster-flavored ice cream we are currently consuming. It's been weeks since we've checked in on the Hamptons’ fleet of deranged murderers, and lord knows how many holiday yule logs we've consumed thanks to hiatus-induced depression.

Let's just say we're so desperate for Revenge that we'd actually make out with Declan's hemp necklace. That's how...

On a show like Revenge, it’s hard to keep up. Although we’ve had several weeks to refresh ourselves on the gloriousness that is Emily Thorne and her black hoodie, some people chose to spend time with their families for the holidays — weird, right? — so we’re here to give you a crash course in all things Revenge Season 2. 

Thus far, the show’s had nine...

Things are happening in the Hamptons, and all of them are Revengey. Daniel is revenging all over his parents, The Montauk Mafia are blowing their revenge wads all over The Stowaway, and Emily is revenging all up in everyone's grill. Like, we're worried she's going to start Sharpie-tatting red Xs on people's actual faces. But that pales in comparison to this week's real highlight: the baptism...

Hear that? It's the sound of Carson Daly's melodious voice coming at you from TRL. Yes, Revenge is flashing back to a time when frosted tips, AIM, and Now That's What I Call Music were popular. In other words, Emily Thorne is getting her revenge on in 2006, commonly known as the year Pluto stopped being a planet.

Promiscuous Girl

Welcome to 2006! Our girl Emily is revenging all over the...