There are two people in Hollywood we wouldn’t necessarily want to make enemies out of: Rihanna and Charlie Sheen. And now that those two are actually feuding with each other? We’re a little scared for the fate of the universe.
Apparently — as Charlie tells it, anyway (and we know he’s not always a reliable source) — Rihanna turned up her nose when Charlie requested she introduce herself to his porn star fiance, Brett Rossi, who now goes by Scottine Sheen, on Brett’s birthday. And Charlie was so miffed that he turned to Twitter (where else?) to post an epic rant about the ordeal.
“The word we received back was that there were too many paps outside and it just wasn’t possible at this time. At this time? AT THIS TIME?? Lemme guess, we’re to reschedule another random 11 million to 1 encounter with her some other night…?” Charlie wrote on May 22. “No biggie for me; it would have been 84 interminable seconds of chugging Draino and ‘Please kill me now’ that I’d never get back. My gal, however, was NOT OK with it.”
From there, Charlie went on to insult Rihanna’s pink wig, calling it a “Halloween costume,” and said that if Rihanna isn’t up for interacting with fans, then she should quit.
And, of course, Rihanna responded in kind. “If that old queen don’t get ha diapers out of a bunch…” she tweeted shortly afterwards.
We understand Charlie’s disappointment, but even celebrities just want an opportunity to eat their dinner in peace sometimes — a feeling Charlie should be very familiar with. In that same vein, though, Rihanna might’ve made Scottine’s birthday the best one ever just by saying hi, which, as Charlie says, would’ve taken 84 seconds.
Who’s side are you on in this feud: Charlie’s or Rihanna’s?