We love Ringer as much as the next vampire slayer, but sometimes there are moments that make us choke on our mochatinis in a state of WTF shock.
This week, there were even more jaw-droppers than usual — probably because our biggest crush just became a murderer. Sigh, that always throws things off.
Check out the top 5 WTF moments in Ringer, season 1, episode 5: "A Whole New Kind of Bitch"!
1. Does Bridget need a house-cleaner?
So, apparently Bridget has no idea how to clean a simple word like “whore” off her giant self-portrait, yet Juliet is some kind of house-cleaning pro. You’d think after spending her twenties as a stripper in some sleazy nightclub, Bridge would be used to scrubbing various bodily fluids off walls, chairs, poles and bedspreads, but no.
2. Is public school better than rehab?
As far as we can tell, the only difference between drug-addicts in public school and drug-addicts in private school is that the rich kids do cocaine and the poor kids do crack cocaine.
Andrew must be unaware of this factoid because he wants Juliet to hang with peeps who haven’t been in rehab. You know, cause those rehabilitated kids are such a bad influence.
5. Revenge = pouring perfume on a shoe collection?
Heads up disgruntled teens! If you want to stick it to your step mom, just open a bottle of $500 perfume and pour it all over her shoe collection.
It will make her kicks smell like heaven and she’ll never forgive you. In yo’ face?
4. Ummm... should Juliet go to the hospital?
Look, we know Siobhan’s portrait is a bona fide work of art, but maybe Andrew should be a little less concerned that his baby girl is getting her graffiti on, and more concerned that she’s high uppers.
Note to parents: If you find your kid passed out in vomit next to a keg, pump her stomach.
5. Would Henry really kill Gemma just to keep custody of their kids?
We know parents will do anything for their babers, but turning into a cold-blooded killer is a little extreme.
Who else thinks they just have a couple of pampered Cockerdoodles and are too ashamed to admit it?
6. Did randoms witness Gemma’s murder?
FYI, Henry. If you’re going to murder your wife and smear her blood all over your apartment wall, maybe you should do it away from your glass-fronted door. What will the neighbors think?