Relationships

Last night Juliet dropped a major bomb on us: Mr. Carpenter (guest star Jason Dohring) forced her to have sex with her in his classroom. But do we believe it?

Juliet is somewhat of conniving biatch (after all, she learned from the best), and she could just be tarnishing Mr. C’s reputation in an attempt to get him fired. Then again, those tears seemed genuine.

At least we can take comfort...

Mr. Carpenter made it pretty clear this week that he wants nothing to do with Juliet’s million dollar panties — but that’s never stopped a Blair Waldorf impersonator before. This girl is fatal-attraction obsessed with her sexy teach, and it looks like she’ll stop at nothing to have a sexy study session with him.

Now, most girls would hang their heads in shame after...

Bridget’s surrounded by dashing gents, hipster authors, and stud muffins, but so far she’s yet to do the dirty! Sure, Bridge and Andrew locked lips last week, but it still remains to be seen whether she’ll end up with her sister’s husband, her sister’s lover, or her sister’s hit man.

We’re most intrigued by Charlie, the handsome heartthrob who...

Any guesses as to how long it will take for our boy Andrew to realize he’s shacked up with an impostor? We give it about a week — maybe two just because Andy is so happy in his fake relationship.

After all, now that Andrew knows about Bridget’s existence, it seems likely that he’ll put two and two together at some point. We have a feeling he’ll notice...