A Timeline of Scott Disick’s Most Disgraceful Behavior

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A Timeline of Scott Disick’s Most Disgraceful Behavior

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A Timeline of Scott Disick’s Most Disgraceful Behavior

Kourtney Kardashian said in a recent episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians that her kids “deserve to have somebody with better moral characteristics.”

That leaves only about 99 percent of the dating pool.

Yes, Scott Disick, Kourtney’s on-again off-again boyfriend and the father of her three kids, has given us the douche chills for years now.

See some of his most egregious offenses in this timeline.

A Timeline of Scott Disick’s Most Disgraceful Behavior
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March 2008: Kourtney finds incriminating texts on Scott’s phone

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March 2008: Kourtney finds incriminating texts on Scott’s phone

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In a March 2008 episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Kourtney prowled through the texts on Scott’s Blackberry and found flirty messages from a contact labeled “My Wife.”

Kourtney, neither married to Scott nor a woman he calls his “Wife,” was duly concerned and confronted him about it.

He denied everything, of course; and instead of finding the closest emergency exit, she believed him.

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October 2009: Scott tries to shove $100 down a waiter’s throat

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October 2009: Scott tries to shove $100 down a waiter’s throat

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As documented in a February 2010 episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Scott got physical with a waiter at Kim’s birthday party in Las Vegas, even attempting to put cash in the poor guy’s mouth.

If we were that waiter, we would have chomped down on that Benjamin and ran off with the earnings, but that’s neither here nor there.

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August 2010: Scott punches a mirror in a fit of rage

August 2010: Scott punches a mirror in a fit of rage

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In an August 2010 episode of Kourtney and Kim Take Miami, Kourtney returned home with Kim and son Mason from a dinner to find Scott in a haze of marijuana smoke.

Kourt confronted him, Scott lost his temper and punched a mirror, and production crew had to escort him to the hospital.

Scott’s mirrored reflection did not press charges.

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March 2013: Scott tells Kourtney to lose post-pregnancy weight

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March 2013: Scott tells Kourtney to lose post-pregnancy weight

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During a May 2013 installment of Kourtney and Kim Take Miami, viewers watched Scott berate Kourtney for not losing baby weight fast enough following the birth of daughter Penelope.

“Last time around you tried to watch what you were eating,” he told her. “After you had Mason... at least you were losing weight.”

She tried to contend she was trying to lose weight the healthy way, to which he replied, “Just do it faster. You're my piece of machinery!”

(See, kids? Romance isn’t dead.)

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October 2013: Scott harasses a model and tries to yank fashion designer off stage

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October 2013: Scott harasses a model and tries to yank fashion designer off stage

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Per TMZ, Scott took Kylie and Kendall to a Style Fashion Week L.A. fashion show and acted so belligerently, model Caroline D’Amore flipped him off.

Then, at the end of the show, Scott grabbed designer Cedric Benaroch and nearly pulled him from the runway.

Listen, maybe he’s just a fashion fanboy with an overly-enthusiastic handshake.

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October 2014: Scott parties and ogles girls during Kourtney’s pregnancy

October 2014: Scott parties and ogles girls during Kourtney’s pregnancy

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When Kourtney was pregnant with son Reign, Scott was partying at 1 OAK — ogling girls and dancing alongside scantily-clad waitresses, as Hollywood Life reported.

(Stray observation: Why don’t any good headlines come from 1 OAK outings?)

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January 2015: Scott trashes a hotel room on a boys’ trip while Kourtney watches Reign

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January 2015: Scott trashes a hotel room on a boys’ trip while Kourtney watches Reign

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Not long after Reign’s birth, Scott left Kourtney to tend to him while he joined his friends on a boys’ trip to Aspen, where the guys trashed a hotel room and racked up $1,840 in booze charges, per TMZ.

That’s, like, 60 bottles of Johnnie Walker or 184 bottles of Natural Light.

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June 2015: Scott shows up to a charity event drunk, shuns other guests

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June 2015: Scott shows up to a charity event drunk, shuns other guests

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Scott was supposed to mingle with the paying guests at a ONEXONE charity event in Montreal, but “when he got there, he was a drunken mess,” as a source told In Touch.

“[He] went straight to the VIP section with his brutal entourage, who pushed and screamed at everybody, and started drinking beer and vodka. He seemed like he did not want to be there at all,” an eyewitness added.

The organizers were reportedly forced to reimburse all the money the guests paid to attend, money that was supposed to go to hungry children.

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April 2016: Scott puts his hands down his pants in coffeeshop

April 2016: Scott puts his hands down his pants in coffeeshop

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Scott got handsy with his Disicks in a Coffee Bean location near his Calabasas home, National Enquirer claimed.

“Kourtney Kardashian’s disgraced baby daddy kept man-handling and scratching his apparently itchy apparatus nonstop, readjusting in plain view while waiting for coffee as folks gaped,” a spy said.

Incidentally, we hear ApparentlyItchyApparatus is his OKCupid username.

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November 2016: Scott goes on three-month bender

Woke up like this

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November 2016: Scott goes on three-month bender

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In February, Life & Style reported Lord Disick was three months into a bender and had been drinking heavily at Sundance Film Festival the month prior.

“A bouncer turned him away at the club door because he was so wasted,” a source at the festival claimed.

“He had a pretty wild party back at his house where lots of girls were in his hot tub,” another source told New York Post.

“He has only been out at night and stays out till 7 a.m. partying and sleeps all day.”

To be fair, that source didn’t say Scott was in the hot tub, too. Maybe he’s just a thoughtful host.

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April 2017: Kim catches a “tramp” in Scott’s hotel room

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April 2017: Kim catches a “tramp” in Scott’s hotel room

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In a KUWTK episode last month, we witnessed Kim discovering Scott has been keeping female company in his Dubai accommodations… then Kim calling said woman a “tramp,” in what is most certainly a 2017 reimagining of Lady and the Tramp.

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April 2017: Scott flies a woman out to the Kardashian family trip in Costa Rica

April 2017: Scott flies a woman out to the Kardashian family trip in Costa Rica

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After the Kardashians traveled from the United Arab Emirates to Costa Rica, Scott invited a woman there, too, even having her fly out to meet him.

“Scott and I are living our own lives, but we’re here with our kids,” Kourtney said in an April episode of KUWTK.

“We’re here to just be a family, and I don’t understand why he would even think to invite somebody. It’s hurtful and disrespectful.”

(And yet she continues to include him on family outings! When will she learn?!)

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May 2017: Scott woos three women in Cannes, even with Kourtney in town

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May 2017: Scott woos three women in Cannes, even with Kourtney in town

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According to The Sun, the 34-year-old was seen in Cannes hanging out with Bella Thorne, grabbing the butt of UK socialite Maggie Petrova, and getting cozy with stylist Chloe Bartoli — with Kourtney “just a stone’s throw away.”

For her sake, we hope she orders a “stone’s throw” restraining order.

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Kourtney Kardashian said in a recent episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians that her kids “deserve to have somebody with better moral characteristics.”

That leaves only about 99 percent of the dating pool.

Yes, Scott Disick, Kourtney’s on-again off-again boyfriend and the father of her three kids, has given us the douche chills for years now.

See some of his most egregious offenses in this timeline.