The Originals Quotes: Season 1, Episode 14 — “Don’t Dismember the Messenger”
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The Originals Quotes: Season 1, Episode 14 — “Don’t Dismember the Messenger”

If there was an Olympic event for delivering the best one-liner, that would go to Klaus Mikaelson (Joseph Morgan), we have absolutely no doubt about that. Since the 2014 Sochi Olympics are behind us, it’s time to get back to what’s important: The Originals.

Tonight delivers Season 1, Episode 14 (“Long Way Back From Hell”), and we knew that things were going to be absolutely bananas when we returned from this short hiatus.

After Sophie’s (Daniella Pineda) tragic death, we were given no time to mourn, because Klaus and Rebekah (Claire Holt) are in the clutches of Celeste and her gang of evil witches. We learned a lot about Rebekah’s backstory, seeing flashbacks of her and Genevieve in 1919 — and while we are worried about the witches, it’s Klaus we have to worry about, now that he knows his sister’s huge secret.

Check out the best quotes from tonight’s all-new episode of The Originals:

Understatement of the Year

Monique: “Aunt Sophie was a casualty of war.”

Werewolf shade

Genevieve: “How did you like that wolf boy, by the way? I thought he seemed like your type...trashy and willing.”

Hard out here...for an Original

Rebekah: “Please, darling, I’m an Original vampire. If my city is under attack by this nasty influenza, it’s my duty to lend a hand. Besides, if this entire lot dies, who’d be left to eat?”

Protective brother syndrome

Elijah: “The longer the game, the more they suffer.”

Let's Make a Deal!

Genevieve: “Klaus Mikaelson offering a deal to little ol’ me? I should be flattered.”

Rebekah + Marcel = Love

Rebekah: “I want to wake up with you, in our home, in the bed that we share. I want to walk down the street with you by my side so that everyone knows that you are mine and I am yours. I don’t want to be afraid of what my brother will do to me for loving you.”

Fair warning...

Genevieve: “Don’t dismember the messenger.”

Here comes Klaus!

Klaus: “You cannot hide from me, Rebekah. Nor can you run.”

Hayley FTW

Hayley: “Hey there, witch bitch.”

No begging?

Klaus: “Are we skipping the part where you beg for mercy? For forgiveness? Because I was really looking forward to that.”

What did you think about tonight’s episode? Hit the comments and let us know!

The Originals airs Tuesday nights at 8 p.m. ET on The CW.

Carson Blackwelder is an Associate Editor at Wetpaint Entertainment. Follow him on Twitter and Google+!

02.25.2014 / 12:00 AM EDT by Carson Blackwelder
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